One-Liner Wednesday: Siri(ously)?

THIS IS A TRUE STORY. I swear to you! It happened just last week, when I was driving the six-year-old grandson home from his cheer practice. LJ (in the back seat, on his iPad): Siri, change my nickname. Siri: OK. What do you want me to call you? LJ: Mister Five Nights At Freddie's. Siri:… Continue reading One-Liner Wednesday: Siri(ously)?

One-Liner Wednesday: Santa Cause.

Picture it — the middle of December, me and the 5-year-old grandson watching the Nick Jr. channel on TV when a commercial about upcoming kid shows appears. Santa Claus is in it. And Santa accidentally (on purpose) lets out a fart. Not a small one. A huge, rolling, rip-roaring, red-suited fart. (horrified and in unison) Me:… Continue reading One-Liner Wednesday: Santa Cause.