One-Liner Wednesday: Santa Cause.

Posted on by dynasticqueen
Image credit: Mel Poole @ Unsplash.

Picture it — the middle of December, me and the 5-year-old grandson watching the Nick Jr. channel on TV when a commercial about upcoming kid shows appears. Santa Claus is in it. And Santa accidentally (on purpose) lets out a fart.

Not a small one. A huge, rolling, rip-roaring, red-suited fart.

(horrified and in unison) Me: “Oh, no! Santa, noooooo!” The grandson: “Noooo! Not the big chubby guy!”

We were in sync at that moment. Santa was the cause. 🙂

READ: Linda G. Hill, One-Liner Wednesday — In Sync

Published by dynasticqueen

I write epic fantasy, paranormal, and space opera. I'm a longtime fiction focus critique group facilitator, blogger, crafter and bookworm, and I co-founded a 비/Rain promotional site for English-speaking fans.

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