Picture it — the middle of December, me and the 5-year-old grandson watching the Nick Jr. channel on TV when a commercial about upcoming kid shows appears. Santa Claus is in it. And Santa accidentally (on purpose) lets out a fart.
Not a small one. A huge, rolling, rip-roaring, red-suited fart.
(horrified and in unison) Me: “Oh, no! Santa, noooooo!” The grandson: “Noooo! Not the big chubby guy!”
We were in sync at that moment. Santa was the cause. 🙂
READ: Linda G. Hill, One-Liner Wednesday — In Sync
2 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday: Santa Cause.”
Haha! That’s precious. 😀
So nice to see you, Stephe! ❤
Thanks! 🙂 Nice to see you, too. Really nice. It’s good to be (partially) back! ❤