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One-Liner Wednesday: Santa Cause.

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Picture it — the middle of December, me and the 5-year-old grandson watching the Nick Jr. channel on TV when a commercial about upcoming kid shows appears. Santa Claus is in it. And Santa accidentally (on purpose) lets out a fart. Not a small one. A huge, rolling, rip-roaring, red-suited fart. (horrified and in unison) Me:… Continue reading One-Liner Wednesday: Santa Cause.

Was it something I ate, or too much Sci-Fi?

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In a dream I had this morning, I came out of my house at the start of my day and was abruptly scared stupid by a massive shadow passing over me, the house, and the yard. I looked up and saw a gynormous goldfinch (yes, I said goldfinch, exactly like the one above) in flight.… Continue reading Was it something I ate, or too much Sci-Fi?