One huge contradiction, this thing called Life.

1. Look before you leap. » He who hesitates is lost.

2. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. » Don’t beat your head against a brick wall.

3. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. » Don’t cross the bridge until you come to it.

4. Two heads are better than one. » Paddle your own canoe.

5. More haste, less speed. » Time waits for no man.

6. You’re never too old to learn. » You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

7. A word to the wise is sufficient. » Talk is cheap.

8. It’s better to be safe than sorry. » Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

9. Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. » Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

10. Do unto others as you would have others do unto you. » Nice guys finish last.

11. Hitch your wagon to a star. » Don’t bite off more than you can chew.

12. Many hands make light work. » Too many cooks spoil the broth.

13. Don’t judge a book by its cover. » Clothes make the man.

14. The squeaking wheel gets the grease. » Silence is golden.

15. Birds of a feather flock together. » Opposites attract.

16. The pen is mightier than the sword. » Actions speak louder than words.

17. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. » Out of sight, out of mind.

The kicker is… they all apply. They’re all true. *dumbfounded* It’s hard out here for a human.